i keep getting new followers, but then 90% of them are porn blogs, and i don’t understand how.
It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the riiiiiiight
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tiiiight
But it’s the pelvic thruuuust
That really drives you insaaaaaane
LET’S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAIN
LET’S DO THE TIME WARPS AGAAAAIN!!!!!!
so yesterday i saw ‘12 years a slave’
today i watched ‘kinky boots’, and i had absolutely no idea that chiwetel ejiofor was in it until the opening credits.
boy, was that a bizarre experience.
goddamn i should have been on jeopardy tonight, the answer to final jeopardy was stephen sondheim
*i love when that happens*
so even though i’m busting my balls to find a summer job, that’s STILL not good enough for my mom. she says i need something related to my degree.
*mom i think we’re past that point now. we need money, it doesn’t matter from where.*
(also the hilarious part is that if I said i was holding out for something related to my degree, she’d be up my ass about being too picky)
right now a baby is being born
right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can
life goes on
Hopefully this is not the same person
so theres this school not too far from mine and
parents: you need to go out more
parents: you need to exercise more
parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents: why are you getting angry
have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice
Musical theatre fandom: